Welcome to RGBots.com

Robots.

Long ago, when the earth was young and the moon was always full, three robots hung out and told dick jokes…

Thanks, Green!

Welcome to RGBots.com, home of the webcomic RGBots. RGBots is a funky NSFW paperJAM comic about Red, Green and Blue, three robots with foul mouths and constantly conflicting continuities. Each panel is painstakingly handcrafted to look suspiciously like the panels from previous comics, only with some different text to keep things interesting. The incredibly interesting text is written by a little collective of friendly writing buddies, though we won’t tell you who wrote what. It’s probably safer that way.

We like to update three times a week, but sometimes we’re awful people and get off on withholding updates. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram just to make sure we don’t get into too much trouble.

Here are those robots by the way:

You can learn more about the comic on the About page, check out Bonus Material, and even Ask the Bots a question that can be answered in comic-form! To read the newest comic, use the “Latest Comic” link below the site’s logo, or simply click that Green asshole below.

DARE YE CLICK?