The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.
You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.
No, not literally fuck them. Well, I mean…
In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.
Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.
We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.
That robot is going to run for office one day.
Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY
Get the ones with the blue-haired Evangelion chick. Those tend to be the best quality.
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter what distance.
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Awww, our little Green is growing up.
Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.
That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.
Turtles going all the way down.
We’re really scraping with this one.
The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.
“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”
We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.
RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.