Volleyball
Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
red
For Sale
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
Friendshit
Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.
Rodementia
Everyone has that phase.
Commercial Break #2
KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY
Dinosaur Girl Academy
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
How Not to be Seen
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
What a Mouthful
How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.
C’mon and Slam
It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1
“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he asks, oblivious to the fact he is a douche.
A Humorous Growth
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Robo Puberty
Awww, our little Green is growing up.
Autistic Expression
“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”
The Turtle
Turtles going all the way down.
Really Late Term
We’re really scraping with this one.
Magnetic Personality
Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”
Manifesto
“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”
Eclipse
We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.
Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb
Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.
Find the Birdy
RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.
Entrepreneurial Spirit
Enjoy the upcoming recession, folks.
Dread of a Duckdu
Green just totally fucking owned that red idiot.
Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences
Hawk shit, box office hits.
Throbbing Passion
Hey, remember that you can ask us questions and we might answer them as comics!
Gamer Comic
They are all Nintendo references because Nintendo makes the only good games, let’s be honest here.