The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).
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You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.
Leave a CommentWe’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.
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Leave a CommentIt is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
Leave a Comment“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he…
Leave a CommentGood friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Leave a Comment“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”
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