He’s a natural at this.

Ever So Helpful Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is updating Red regarding his most recent career move.

Green: OpenAI has contracted me to help fulfill the massive ChatGPT demand from users.

Red: That sounds like a bad idea.

Panel Two

Green deflects Red’s comment as he gets an urgent message.

Green: Shut up, it’s fine. Here comes a user query now.

Panel Three

Green reads the user prompt from ChatGPT.

Green: Who was in the cabinet during the administration of President Abraham Lincoln?

Panel Four

Green responds to the query.

Green: I don’t know, asshole. Google it.

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Make up your mind! I thought AI was gonna save the world and eliminate busy work?!

But I thought tech would reduce labor! Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 27, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is staring at the reader.

Red: I get a lot of subreddits fed to me on my timeline, and lately it has been a lot of AI-advocating subreddits. I’ve been visiting them and sometimes I’ll comment on a post.

Panel Two

Red glances up, thinking about the types of posts he sees.

Red: They think that as pro-AI folks that they are an abused and repressed subculture. They post about how AI will solve all the world’s problems and that artists are rip-off artists.

Panel Three

Red continues talking.

Red: Someone did a post about finding a Bluesky blocklist for “antis” or people who are anti-AI. I suggested they use AI to do it for them.

Panel Four

Red glances off to the side.

Red: They didn’t like that.

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Welcome to Action AI News, this time, mushroom bots. I mean, I am sure the butter certainly made it taste better.

Action AI News Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 22, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is at the news desk, covering the latest headline.

Green: Welcome to RGBots Action AI News. We’re covering the latest and dangerous developments about AI in today’s world.

Panel Two

Green leans forward for emphasis as he delivers the headline.

Green: Today, shock as Meta has introduced AI robots into various Facebook groups. One such bot was added to a group that focused on identifying wild mushrooms. Blue?

Panel Three

Blue is on the scene, covering the story, and reading from her smartphone.

Blue: Hello, Green. I am just now receiving information that the AI did advise users in the proper methods to cook the dangerous mushrooms. The fungus was described as “edible, but rare” and going great with butter.

Panel Four

Green asks a question and Blue becomes defensive.

Green )off-screen): Shocking. Tell me, Blue, what is planned to deal with this dangerous scenario?

Blue: Do what? They asked me if it was edible and I told them it was. They didn’t ask if it was toxic. People can eat poison. Users need to learn to ask better questions.

It’s even tough for robots.

AI-AI-AI Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 30, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is stomping off, visibly upset.

Green: Damn it. What jerks!

Red: Hey Green, what’s up?

Panel Two

Green vents his frustrations to Red.

Green: I just lost my writing job. I was really proud of my work, but I guess they had some issues with it.

Panel Three

Red asks a question and Green responds.

Red: What did they say?

Green: They said it was “AI-generated.”

Panel Four

The robots stare at one another.