Took some real stones to come up with this one.

Just an excuse to write “Sustained Genital Trauma” Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 15, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green leans in toward Red and speaks a cryptic phrase.

Green: Sustained genital trauma.

Red: What?

Panel Two

Blue approaches, adding her voice to the cryptic message.

Blue: Sustained genital trauma.

Green: Sustained. Genital. Trauma.

Panel Three

Red is concerned and queries Blue.

Blue: Sustained. Genital. Trauma.

Red: W-why are you saying this to me?

Panel Four

Close-up of Blue.

Blue: Nuts, isn’t it?

A lot of ball discourse lately.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 13, 2021

What’s Trending: Nicki MinajTranscript

This is the transcript for the Sept 14, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Blue is staring at her smartphone.

Nicki Minaj Tweet: My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

Blue: Huh.

Panel Two

Blue stares at the reader with a “you seeing this shit” expression on her face.

Blue: Dude banged a stripper and caught the clap. Kudos for that initial bluff check though.