He could also be a great resource for the smaller-faced among us.

Anyway, source, as some of you all have trust issues.

What’s Trending: Sticking One’s Neck Out Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 1st, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is checking his phone and gets an update about Charlie Kirk, straight from hell.

Green: Did you hear that the Department of Education added a Charlie Kirk banner display?

Panel Two

Blue weighs in.

Blue: To be fair, he is a good teacher if you are looking to learn how to get shot in the neck.

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You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s drivel. But I am — I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe.

• Charlie Kirk (source here)

The irony is palpable.

The Final Voyage of C. Kirk Transcript

This is a transcript of the September 10th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is checking out something on his phone and he gets an idea. Red responds to him.

Green: So, I am thinking about starting a punk band.

Red: Out of nowhere?

Green: Not necessarily.

Panel Two

Green elucidates.

Green: Inspiration sometimes hits you like a bullet.

Red: Right, so what do you plan on calling your band?

Panel Three

Green leans in, sharing his thoughts.

Green: I have two ideas, maybe you can help me decide?

Red: Sure.

Panel Four

Green lays out his options.

Green: So, I am leaning toward “Kirky Shoot” or “Turning Point Blank.”

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