It’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re living it, and there are bodies left in the wake of these poor decisions.

What’s Trending: War Pig Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is checking the news on Green’s smartphone.

Red: Let’s just see what is going on in world news today. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Panel Two

Green looks at the phone.

Green: We’re just snatching up sitting heads of state now?

Red: Sounds like we got a new Epstein files dump coming.

You can ask the RGBots a question any time you’d like and they may answer it in a comic! You can help support the comic with donations and subscriptions to the webhost.

The avatar of non-binary rage.

What’s Trending – Ezra Miller Transcript

This is a transcript of the May 12, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is in the foreground. He clutches his knees to his chest, rocking back and forth, worried. Blue and Red observe from a distance.

Red: Whoa… What happened to Green?

Blue: Green Won a trip to Hawaii.

Panel Two

The same pose is in this panel.

Red: My god…

Green: I don’t want Ezra Miller to get me.

A subtext so blatant it becomes plain text.

Launder Your Money the Trendy Way Transcript

This is a transcript of the second February 2, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is conversing with Blue, who is just off-screen.

Red: Saw another trending article today about some artist who was poor who apparently got rich on NFTs.

Panel Two

Red and Blue in the same frame.

Red: It feels like a concerted effort to drive speculation into a ponzi scheme that is going to leave a lot of folks out to dry.

Blue: Pretty much.

Panel Three

Blue elaborates on a point.

Blue: Did the article mention the money launderer who bankrolled the minting of the artist’s work so they could but the NFT to clean their illicit millions?

Panel Four

Red recalls the article.

Red: Surprisingly, the article failed to include that.

Blue: Shocking.

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.