dating – RGBots https://www.rgbots.com A paper-jam comic! Updates Weekly! Fri, 20 Feb 2026 19:46:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.1 https://i0.wp.com/www.rgbots.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-twitter_avatar.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 dating – RGBots https://www.rgbots.com 32 32 45693401 Malawareness https://www.rgbots.com/comic/malawareness/ https://www.rgbots.com/comic/malawareness/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2026 19:46:57 +0000 https://www.rgbots.com/?post_type=comic&p=3530 RGBots STD comic

THIS COMIC IS FOR SEX-HAVERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX GO BACK TO ROBLOX Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February…]]> RGBots STD comic

THIS COMIC IS FOR SEX-HAVERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX GO BACK TO ROBLOX

Malawareness Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 20th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Green and discussing dating.

Green: I went on a date with a cute tablet last night.

Red: That sounds nice.

Panel Two

Green leans in, emphasizing the implication of his phrasing.

Green: We even “interfaced” if you get my meaning.

Red: You went port-to-port?

Green: Hell yeah.

Panel Three

Green seems a bit worried.

Green: But I think they might have had a irus.

Red: Should have had protection dude.

Panel Four

Green is embarrassed.

Green: I know, I’ve been getting pop-ups.

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]]> https://www.rgbots.com/comic/malawareness/feed/ 1 3530 Clock Shots https://www.rgbots.com/comic/clock-shots/ https://www.rgbots.com/comic/clock-shots/#respond Thu, 25 Aug 2022 21:08:35 +0000 https://www.rgbots.com/?post_type=comic&p=3081 RGBots clock shots comic

Nice clock, bro. Clock Shots Transcript This is a transcript of the August 25, 2022, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is reviewing his dating profile.…]]> RGBots clock shots comic

Nice clock, bro.

Clock Shots Transcript

This is a transcript of the August 25, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reviewing his dating profile.

Green: Dating profiles are hard for me, especially due to my poor typing skills.

Panel Two

He glances at the reader.

Green: For example, I mentioned I was a “clock watcher” on my profile. Y’know. Trying to be cute about my job.

Panel Three

Green leans in for emphasis.

Green: Problem is, I forgot the “L” in the work clock and got a lot of weird messages. And a whole lot of dick pics.

Panel Four

Green continues working on his profile.

Green: Turns out I am kind of into it, now.

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Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.]]>

Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.

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The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).]]>

The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).

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