The only problem is that all the tape and glue are sample sizes.

Budget Medical Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 6th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is discussing his insurance woes with Blue.

Red: I hate that my insurance premiums went up. This is so damn awful for everyone.

Blue: You still have insurance? In this economy?

Panel Two

Red continues, but is caught off guard by Blue’s question.

Red: I don’t know for how much longer, but yes. Wait, what do you do? Pay out of pocket for everything?

Panel Three

Blue reveals her method. Red is confused.

Blue: I use Dollar Tree.

Panel Four

Blue details her medical care and insurance alternative.

Blue: If something pops out, I glue it back in. If something splits, I tape it together. Glue and tape are cheap at the Dollar Tree.

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