Checking out is a valid tactic.

Easy Living #3 Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 9, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Void background with white text.

Text: My word! It’s… Easy Living Tips with Blue

Panel Two

Blue is offering advice.

Blue: Dealing with the impending doom that is contemporary existence can be tough. That’s why I have a strategy to cope with it all.

Panel Three

Blue continues to explain the theory.

Blue: Step one: make a little couch cushion fort.

Panel Four

Blue finishes the steps.

Blue: Step two: Never leave.

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Red killed himself at 2 AM this morning.

The Day After Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 6, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue approaches Green, wanting to start a chat.

Blue: So… wanna talk about –

Green: No.

Panel Two

Green storms off.

Green: Not feeling today. See ya.

Panel Three

Blue stares at the viewer, not sure of what to do.

Panel Four

The comic ends early.

Oh god.

Oh, Holy Fuck.

Oh god.

Election Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 4, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is rocking back and forth in the foreground. Red is face down, miserable. Blue has wandered over.

Blue: Holy shit, what’s wrong with you two?

Green: Just trying to make it through the last day before Election Day until we know we’re safe.

Panel Two

Blue asks an obvious question, the screen begins to distort and sharpen.

Blue: Yeah, but what if there is a recount?

Panel Three

The screen distorts further and takes on a red hue.

Panel Four

Darkness washes over the screen.