Troy Baker is amazing in the role of Indiana Jones in the game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, but seriously, the frequency and intensity of those grunts…

It’s like they just recorded the actual Harrison Ford getting off the couch.

Indiana Jones and the Circle of Pain Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 1, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is playing his X-Box.

Green: The voice acting in this Indiana Jones game is generally great. It’s almost like hearing young Harrison Ford.

Panel Two

Green is still playing but brings up something.

Green: It’s just that it can sometimes be a little much Like when I have him climb up a ledge. Listen…

Panel Three

Green reals back from the visceral grunt sounds.

SFX: HUNGH! UGH!

Panel Four

Green contemplates this revelation.

Green: I now have an approximation of what it sounds like when Harrison Ford steps on a LEGO.

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You can see the penis and vulva in the game, Baldur’s Gate 3 is GOTY.

With Gates Wide Open Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 15, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is talking to Blue.

Red: How are you enjoying Baldur’s Gate 3?

Panel Two

Blue seems to be staring into the distance, processing.

Blue: It’s radically shifted my thinking on polyamory. Do I want to fuck the hot vampire? Do I want to correct the sassy cleric?

Panel Three

Blue is still deep in thought.

Blue: The battle-hardened fighter sure gets my attention. And the seven foot tall clockwork barbarian… swoon.

Panel Four

Red interrupts, wanting to know about something.

Red: So, how is the gameplay?

Blue: The what?

Green is that guy in online multiplayer.

Gamer Green Transcript

This is a transcript of the September 20, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is playing a video game.

Green: Get on the fucking point you idiot! I can tell you what to do because I can calculate this shit faster than your bag of vomit you call a brain.

Panel Two

Green continues to trash-talk his team.

Green: Who is the one with the higher K/D ratio right now? You can’t call me a bot! That’s racist!

Panel Three

Green lays it on thick.

Green: You need to shut up and learn to play the game, bro. Wonder why they call me “Sybian420?”

Panel Four

Green goes for the kill shot.

Green: because your mom fucking loves riding my face.

This is the 64th of the “What’s Trending” comics. Haha video game number goes beep boop.

What’s Trending: Farming Simulations Transcript

This is a transcript of the September 13, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green approaches, excited about an opportunity.

Green: Guys! Guys! Holy shit!

Red: What?

Green: I just saw the Nintendo Direct!

Panel Two

Green is in a frenzy.

Green: WE NEED TO ADD FARMING TO OUR GAME IMMEDIATELY. ITS A GROWING TREND!

The code is beginning to unravel and we are rapidly approaching the singularity of IP that generates content that is meant to satisfy our “entertainment needs” so we can work on the Amazon Dot Com Moonbase happily.

But Shaggy meme!

The Simulation is breaking Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Nov. 18, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is sharing news with Green.

Red: Did you see that trailer for the WB Smash Bros. game?

Panel Two

Green is staring at Red, trying to understand what he is saying.

Red: Can you believe they’re going to let you play as Ultra-Instinct Shaggy from the meme?

Panel Three

We zoom out, but Red keeps talking, much to Green’s confusion.

Red: Oh man, and how weird is it that you can have a match where Arya Stark fights Bugs Bunny?

Panel Four

Shot of Green looking dumbfounded.

Green: What the fuck are you talking about? What even is reality anymore?

What a Jaffe Off.

What’s Trending: David Jaffe Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Oct. 16, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reviewing the trending news about David Jaffe and Metroid.

Green: Apparently, David Jaffe doesn’t know how to play Metroid and has been bitching at people pointing out he is terrible at it.

Panel Two

Green glances up.

Green: If he can’t figure out to shoot a wall that was marked as a place to shoot at, no wonder God of War had the gameplay of a theme park ride.

This is how children behave. Stupid children.

Ticked off Genshin Impact players go on review-bomb spree: https://t.co/LdR4OvkUxv pic.twitter.com/GfwdZ6fXYK

— Kotaku (@Kotaku) September 29, 2021

What’s Trending: Genshin Impact Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 30, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green reads up on his Genshin Impact rewards.

Green: What?! I didn’t get any of my jingo-jangos and only a few beep-boops? My sense of entitlement demands more!

Panel Two

Green is in a GAMER RAGE. Red is in the crossfire.

Green: Fuck you, Red! One Star!

Red: I just got here, what is going on?