You can actually just shove them, and they’ll roll to their side just like a cow. It’s crazy. They make a “skibidi” noise when you do.

Generation ZzzQuil Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 20th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is ranting to Green.

Blue: I’ve been dealing with a little Gen-Z shithead, and I just don’t understand them.

Green: What’s got you pressed, grandma?

Panel Two

Blue isn’t having it.

Blue: Fuck off, this isn’t a generational thing; this is a “they’re so fucking scared of everything they barely qualify as existing” thing. They don’t talk. They don’t try things if there is a risk of failure.

Panel Three

Blue continues.

Blue: They just stare and don’t do any real interacting with other people, even in their own age group. They’re just meat sacks that lack personality.

Green: I threw a blanket over one once, and they went to sleep like a canary.

Panel Four

Blue wraps up as Green offers a suggestion.

Blue: They’re perpetually afraid of coming off as cringe, but they are so fucking dull nobody would notice anyway.

Green: Have you tried lecturing them on this? I heard it might help.

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