These robots play some weird fucking games sometimes.

Knock Glock Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 30th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green approaches.

Green: Knock knock.

Panel Two

Blue responds.

Blue: Who is there?

Panel Three

Green pulls out a gun, looking at Blue.

Panel Four

Green speaks.

Green: Why, your neighborhood door-to-door gun salesman, of course!

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You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s drivel. But I am — I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe.

• Charlie Kirk (source here)

The irony is palpable.

The Final Voyage of C. Kirk Transcript

This is a transcript of the September 10th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is checking out something on his phone and he gets an idea. Red responds to him.

Green: So, I am thinking about starting a punk band.

Red: Out of nowhere?

Green: Not necessarily.

Panel Two

Green elucidates.

Green: Inspiration sometimes hits you like a bullet.

Red: Right, so what do you plan on calling your band?

Panel Three

Green leans in, sharing his thoughts.

Green: I have two ideas, maybe you can help me decide?

Red: Sure.

Panel Four

Green lays out his options.

Green: So, I am leaning toward “Kirky Shoot” or “Turning Point Blank.”

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Fantasy is a diverse genre that is flexible and utilizes the fantastic, as we can see in the following quote:

Fantasy, from the Greek ϕαντασία meaning ‘making visible,’ is a genre of fiction that concentrates on imaginary elements (the fantastic). This can mean magic, the supernatural, alternate worlds, superheroes, monsters, fairies, magical creatures, mythological heroes—essentially, anything that an author can imagine outside of reality. With fantasy, the magical or supernatural elements serve as the foundation of the plot, setting, characterization, or storyline in general. Nowadays, fantasy is popular across a huge range of media—film, television, comic books, games, art, and literature—but, it’s predominate and most influential place has always been in literature.

Using a dinosaur as a crane and a wooly mammoth as a vacuum cleaner qualifies Bedrock as another world.

Twenty Questions; One Bullet Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 25, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Red are playing a game of twenty questions. Green is confounded.

Green: Uh, alright. Is your character from a fantasy series?

Red: I’m gonna say ‘yes.’

Panel Two

Green makes his final guess.

Green: Is it Gandalf?

Red: Nope, and that was your twentieth question. I win.

Green: Damn. Fine, who was your character?

Panel Three

Red reveals his character, confident in his victory.

Red: Fred Flintstone. From The Flintstones.

Panel Four

Green draws a gun.

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Special thanks to Couch Gregor for the question.

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It’s Elemental Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 21, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

The panel depicts a black void with white text.

Couch Gregor Asks: What is the most comfortable element of your time?  

Panel Two

Blue is in “explainer” mode and relays her unique point of view.

Blue: Gold. Gold is stable and when the inevitable collapse of the American experiment happens I will be safe and secure in my bunker with my gold. It’s called the “gold standard” for a reason.

Panel Three

Red decides to make a pun and glances to the side.

Red: Good ol’ boron. It certainly ain’t bor-ing, am I right?

Panel Four

Green has pulled out a gun.

Green: You were warned about this, Red.

The great debate begins. We’ll see how this plays out. Feel free to make your own assessment of the debate over the coming days in the comments.

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part One Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Jan. 10th, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are engaged in a discussion.

Blue: Do you think a full-grown man could defeat a bear in single combat?

Red: I don’t think so. Bears are too powerful

Panel Two

Green steps into the discussion.

Green: Bear propaganda. Blatant bear propaganda. I could easily defeat a bear and I am not even the size of a full-grown man.

Panel Three

Blue is skeptical.

Blue: Yeah right. How would you do that?

Panel Four

Green draws a gun.

Green: With this.

Zaslav!

Streaming Disservice Transcript

The following is a transcript of the December 27th, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Red are in mid-discussion. Green leans in.

Green: Oh yeah, they are even taking down Westworld. Can you believe that?

Red: Oh, it’s won’t stop there, Green.

Panel Two

Red glances downward, thinking about the future.

Red: They’ve already started removing older, legacy content because of licensing fees. Up next? The Sopranos? Gone.

Green (off-screen): No!

Panel Three

Red continues to share the future of HBO Max.

Red: I am pretty sure they’ll soon remove Curb Your Enthusiasm because “Gen Z doesn’t know who Larry David is.”

Green (off-screen): Stop it.

Red: Batman the Animated Series? Removed. They want to make sure it doesn’t compete with their new Batman cartoon.

Panel Four

Green draws a gun.

Green: I said “STOP.”

Are we still doing phrasing?

Empty Phrasing and Empty Cases Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 12, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is speaking to the audience. She has an arm raised for emphasis.

Blue: The English language has a lot of interesting and evocative phrases.

Panel Two

Blue stares at the reader.

Blue: I care less for some than others.

Panel Three

Blue continues to stare at the reader. It is uncomfortable and direct.

Blue: For example “gun to my head” is one I’m not keen on.

Panel Four

We have stepped back from Blue. She continues to explain.

Blue: I guess the biggest with the phrase is that I never actually get to feel the gun against my temple.