It was either pretending he was Donkey Kong or he was in his “Hunter S. Thompson” phase. It’s hard to tell.

Monkeying Around Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 8th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red updates us on what has been going on.

Red: Green just got that new Donkey Kong game and is being a real shit about it. When he’s not playing it, he’s pretending he’s Donkey Kong.

Panel Two

Red looks apprehensive about the situation.

Red: He keeps running around, grunting, and punching walls. I’ve been finding bananas everywhere.

Panel Three

Red seems a bit relieved.

Red: At least he is out of his Call of Duty phrase. That was a scary time.

Panel Four

Red does not appear to want to think back on that time.

Red: I once saw him try to start the microwave by unloading a full clip at it.

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Honking at a NRA member classifies as a “Stand your Ground” bingo space.

Traffic is a right-wing tree blind, but with wheels.

You Just Activated My Trap Car Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 11th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue wants to relay some sage advice.

Blue: I realize as I get older there are some signs you put together pretty naturally.

Panel Two

Blue lays out an observation.

Blue: For example, have you noticed that drivers with NRA bumper stickers are absolutely shitty drivers?

Panel Three

Blue queries the reader.

Blue: What are you gonna do? Call them out on it?

Panel Four

Blue arrives at her point, thinking carefully on it.

Blue: That, my friends, is a trap.

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It really pops.

Gun Show Transcript

The following is a transcript of the September 22, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red seems to be staring at something.

Panel Two

Green is holding Red at gunpoint.

Green: Check out this gun.

Panel Three

Red stands in silence.

Panel Four

Green continues pointing his gun at Red.

Green: Cool, huh?

If you are being told revolutionary action is a problem then you are living in a world that requires revolutionary action.

What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is reading from Green’s outheld smartphone.

Red: “Wow, we’re only getting $600 from the government. Very shrewd of them to come to a deal after the Black Friday gun sales.”

Panel Two

Green, leaning in: “I’m technically classified as a gun so I am gonna spend my $600 on orange slices for the revolution.”