The joke here relies on everyone understanding that Green is a psychopath.

The Coming Storm Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is out for a stroll, talking to himself.

Green: You know…. I think I am going to start a podcast. I feel my views are not really represented out there on the internet.

Panel Two

Green continues strolling.

Panel Three

Green pauses, thinking.

Panel Four

Green finds another reason why he needs to start a podcast.

Green: Plus, I am the funniest guy I know.

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Be sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there.

Kick ASCII Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 9th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is feeling nostalgic about the old days.

Red: I haven’t commented on an online discussion since 1998.

Panel Two

Red continues reminiscing about the early days of the internet.

Red: My first impulse when I see a shitty opinion is to threaten to come through the screen and drop kick them in the throat.

Panel Three

Camera pulls back, Red things about what he lost over the years.

Red: Pretty soon after, into 1999, I noticed that a lot of websites updated their Terms of Service agreements to include anti-drop kicking language.

Panel Four

Red glances up, thinking about time and his place in it.

Red: In any case, commenting on other people’s stupid posts just isn’t as fun anymore if I can’t threaten to drop kick them in their stupid faces. The internet has really changed.

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The only problem is that those comments are from Green, as he works for a comment farm.

Content on the Internet Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 2, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue and Red are talking about recent happenings.

Blue: I just picked up a gig where I write articles for a website.

Red: Neat!

Panel Two

Red asks a question about the internet gig.

Red: What does it pay?

Panel Three

Blue’s response is short.

Blue: Nothing.

Panel Four

Blue brings up a positive about the situation.

Blue: But I do get to read the comments.

Have you been kicked in the head recently? Then you’ll love CosmicBook News.

Fool you once – you deserve it, dickhead Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 13, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Red is explaining a rumor. Blue has none of it.

Red: Well, according to a site that leaks insider information…

Blue: What site?

Panel Two

Red answers and Blue loses her shit.

Red: CosmicBook news.

Blue: PFFFTHAHAHA!

Panel Three

Blue is staring at red, dumbfounded.

Blue: Oh, shit, you’re serious. You wouldn’t happen to have been kicked in the head by a horse at some point in time?

Panel Four

Close up on Blue.

Blue: Wait, you aren’t the guy who runs the website, are you? You’re a sweaty enough troll.

COVID was a pretty wild time that we will never really escape, right? Haha. Sigh.

What’s Trending: Smash Mouth Transcript

The following is a transcript for this 10/5/2019 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is staring at his smartphone.

Green: “It looks like Smash Mouth is trending!”

Panel Two

Green: “Do you think they have respirators in the Astro Lounge? I’ve heard of “walking on the sun” but I didn’t think that was a dogwhistle for “catch Corona.”

Soar, Birdman. Soar.

What’s Trending – Tony Hawk Transcript

The following is a transcript for this 10/2/2019 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is staring at his smartphone.

Green: “It looks like Tony Hawk is trending!”

Panel Two

Green stares at the reader.

Green: “The internet is trying to collectively will itself back to 2004. That or he did so many spins he rewound time itself.”