You can’t solve all your student loan issues by earning money from fighting old people, Green.

What’s Trending: Fighting Seniors Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 16, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reading about the fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson on his phone.

Green: Can you believe how many millions of dollars Jake Paul and Mike Tyson made on that shitty fight? Hey Red!

Red (off-screen): Yeah?

Panel Two

Green looks like he has a great idea.

Green: Wheel my ass over to the closest retirement home and call me a rock ’em sock ’em robot.

The ongoing saga of Jake Paul continues in ‘Jake Paul: Cry for Attention.’

Through various negotiations from the last fight with some MMA guys and seeing some negotiations now..I find it ironic that these “real fighters” are hesitant to sign against me whilst I’m sat here waiting to sign with a hard on ready to go to battle against anyone.

— Jake Paul (@jakepaul) September 21, 2021

What’s Trending: Jake Paul Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 23, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reviewing a trending tweet.

Green: Jake Paul is whining about professional athletes not agreeing to fight with him.

Panel Two

Green looks at the audience.

Green: But who wants to be caught getting into a fight with a child?