A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie.

You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 25th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A title card that reads; “The RGBots Christmas Carol: Abridged and Updated.”

Panel Two

Green standing against a black void.

Caption: THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS PAST

Green: You will never be able to relive your childhood Christmas joy, so you are lucky if you have good experiences. You have done better that most. Enjoy that.

Panel Three

Red stands against a black void.

Caption: THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Red: Christmas has been growing less and less joyful hasn’t it? You always hope to feel something again and keep growing more desperate to feel anything right?

Panel Four

Blue stands against a black void.

Caption: THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Blue: Nobody has celebrated Christmas since the emergence of the Spider-King during the Great Sundering of Earth.

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This is some college-freshman-chatGPT-ass logic.

Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis” Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 13th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reading something from what appears to be an e-reader. He talks to the audience.

Green: I’ve been diving into a lot of literary classics lately. Just about to finish one right about now!

Panel Two

Green wraps up his current reading choice.

Green: There, that is The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. What an interesting book.

Panel Three

Green explains his thoughts on The Metamorphosis.

Green: I found the themes very interesting and the protagonist to be very relatable. There sure are a lot of ways to interpret what is actually going on, though.

Panel Four

Green finishes his thoughts on Franz Kafka’s story.

Green: But if the family wasn’t doing all that well why didn’t they just sell admission to see Gregor after he turned into a bug? That way he didn’t have to starve. Everyone would have been happy!

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