No, I will not get over the fact a grown adult millionaire writer’s explanation for wizard bathrooms was that they just shit their robes.

Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay

— Wizarding World (@wizardingworld) January 4, 2019

What’s Trending – JK Rowling Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 20, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Blue is checking out Twitter on her smartphone as she reviews the news and trending tab.

Blue: JK Rowling is trending today. Why is anyone paying attention to her after her “brilliant worldbuilding” established that Wizard used to just shit themselves and magic it away prior to indoor plumbing?

Panel Two

Blue deadpans towards the camera.

Blue: At least the Muggles were civilized enough to shit in pots. What’s Merlin’s excuse?

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