At this point, what is stopping them from just hauling your ass in and fixing you?

Targeted Marketing Targeting Target Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 2nd, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is speaking to Red about something he saw earlier.

Green: I saw an ad about free therapy today and thought of you.

Panel Two

Green thinks about it.

Panel Three

Green asks another question.

Green: Did you want the information?

Panel Four

Green presses the issue.

Green: You broke-ass crazy-pants?

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Did it work?

Beside Oneself Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 12, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is addressing the reader,

Green: I got tired of dealing with my self-doubt. So I displaced it onto this duplicate.

Panel Two

Green stands next to a duplicate of himself.

Panel Three

Green and his duplicate continue to stand.

Green: I don’t think this is going to work.

Panel Four

A close-up of Green.

Green: It already has.

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What’s up, Cookiepuss?

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Normalize Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 15, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are having a conversation.

Green: I think I found a way to deal with my mental illness.

Blue: Getting professional help?

Panel Two

Green panics and tries to reassert his plans.

Green: Oh, god. God, no. It would be morally irresponsible to take resources from people who need it to deal with my bullshit.

Panel Three

Green continues to elaborate, raising his arms for emphasis.

Green: I just – BOOM! – flip it and pretend it is mental “ill”ness. Get it, like something out of the Beastie Boys era?

Panel Four

Blue stares at Green, who stares back.

Blue: That’s entirely inappropriate.

Green: I believe the term is “wack,” Blue.

We have a winner.

We Have A Winner Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green leans forward, pondering to himself as multiple fires surround him in a purple void.

Meme-style white text reads: “Me picking through my trauma to lose sleep over tonight”

Panel Two

Green slaps his hands to the side of his head in a close-up, amidst the flames.

More white text reads: “Remembering participating in the 4th Grade Talent Show”