Not gonna lie, today just fucking sucks.

RIP David Lynch.

Discovering your work as a kid changed my life.

The Hours Are Not What They Seem Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 16, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is holding a eulogy for David Lynch. Green is overcome with grief.

Red: We are gathered here today to pay tribute to one David Lynch, Patron Saint of Weird. Any thoughts, friends, in this moment of collective mourning?

Green: Sob!

Panel Two

Red and Blue exchange memories. Blue is first.

Blue: May his seemingly painterly coiffures be given the reverential treatment in the Heavens that they have always had here on Earth.

Red: Amen.

Panel Three

Red shares his thoughts.

Red: He made me afraid to go behind the dumpster at my local Denny’s. His local weather reports were a joy to hear on the radio. What a fucking legend.

Panel Four

Green is traumatized.

Green: I just assumed he would have lived forever on a diet of coffee, cigarettes, and transcendental meditation. The fact he didn’t makes me doubt I could do the same and that sucks.

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