Would you believe him if he stated those two facts were unrelated?

Cool Robot Facts Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 5, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black panel with white text that reads “COOL ROBOT FACTS.”

Panel Two

Green leans forward, explaining a cool robot fact.

Green: Did you know that the team of scientists who created me is now dead?

Panel Three

There is a beat as Green stares at the audience.

Panel Four

Green shows off his pincers.

Green: Did you know that my pincers generate 960 psi of force pressure?

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One opportunity Red really digs.

A Golden Opportunity Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 22, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is discussing his thoughts on Green.

Red: Look, it’s not like I hate Green.

Panel Two

Red continues ranting toward Blue.

Red: But would the world be better off if he was buried a hundred feet deep under a mountain? Yes.

Panel Three

Blue asks a question.

Blue: So you’re going to help him open that gold mine?

Panel Four

Red glances shiftily as Blue stares.

Red: I already have the dynamite.

He always seemed pretty suspicious, honestly.

An Elegant Deduction Transcript

The following is a transcript of the September 25, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is in the middle of solving a dramatic mystery. He has gathered everyone to share his findings.

Green: Someone in this room is… A MURDERER. Yet, despite their best efforts, the culprit did slip up! You see, the top of the door frame was scuffed from when the murderer entered the room.

Panel Two

Green continues, arriving at his suspect.

Green: That indicates the murderer was a tall person. The murderer was you, Red!

Panel Three

A panel reveals Red to be the shortest of the assembled robots.

Panel Four

A black void with a caption.

Caption: RED WAS LATER EXECUTED FOR HIS CRIMES