Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out.

Tone Death Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Red are standing side by side, their backs to the camera. They are looking out to the horizon in conversation.

Green: So, I got together with some coworkers the other night for karaoke.

Red: Sounds fun.

Panel Two

They stay in position. They continue speaking.

Green: Started that way. it was nice to hang out, but I got talked into performing.

Red: Uh oh.

Panel Three

Red asks a question.

Red: How bad was it?

Panel Four

We are zoomed in, closer to Green and Red their backs still to the camera.

Green: The fucking DJ shot me, man.

Red: I was wondering what that extra hole was for.

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Smells like road rage.

About To Go Crazy Taxi Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 11th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are talking, Green is annoyed.

Green: I’ve been listening to a lot of local rock radio on my commute lately and I think I am going insane.

Blue: Oh?

Panel Two

Green’s arms are raised in frustration

Green: I keep getting the same loop of “Black Hole Sun,” “Creep,” and “Come Out and Play” over and over every drive. On my way to work, on my way back.

Panel Three

Green is in full rant-mode.

Green: I swear to God, if I hear it one more time I am going to drive my car right into a busy crosswalk.

Panel Four

Blue weighs in.

Blue: It sounds like for public safety that station’s “gotta keep ’em separated.”

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The rhythm is gonna get you.

What’s Trending: Musical Interlude Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 19, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is delivering a campaign speech.

Green: I want to thank you all for attending my rally to take back America. Together, we can ensure a brighter future for everyone.

Panel Two

Green continues, transitioning to the next “speaker.”

Green: Now, though, I’d like to turn the mic over to my advisor. Please give it up for the Spotify playlist an intern cobbled together.

Here’s an oldie. Well, it’s an oldie where I come from, apparently.

The Green Room: Dusty Old Bones Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 14, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at this desk, ready to lay down some truth.

Green: Wassup chumps, this is an extra special, unfiltered edition of – THE GREEN ROOM

Panel Two

Green sits at his desk, his hands folded calmly and professionally.

Green: Today we’re gonna talk about ageism. Ageism is a very serious issue today that is at the root of many problems we face as Americans.

Panel Three

Green points a finger at the reader for emphasis, laying out shocking details.

Green: For example, let’s talk microaggressions, such as when the cashier at the gas station refers to Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time” as an oldie.

Panel Four

Green is leaning forward, a hand raised to emphasize his anger.

Green: I do not deserve that hostility.

Sounds pretty good, honestly.

The Robot Hours III Transcript

This is the transcript for the Aug 19, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Red continues to DJ for the station.

Red: This is DJ Red – and these are The Robot Hours. Up next, another hour of primal screaming and nursery rhymes played off-key.

Panel Two

Red is delivering another hit run of music.

Red: We will continue to play only the best music for horror nerds.

Dangerously cheesy.

The Robot Hours II Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 29, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Red is continuing to DJ for a radio station.

Red: This is DJ Red – and these are The Robot Hours. Playing the best in trap-polka fusion.

Panel Two

Red delivers the latest track.

Red; That was “Gouda Nuff,” the latest from Suspicious Cheese Aisle.

Amateur Hours

The Robot Hours Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 15, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Red is DJing a radio show.

Red: This is DR Red – and these are The Robot Hours. Playing the best in post-hardcore world music.

Panel Two

Red continues vamping.

Red: You were just listening to the latest from Gas Station Tugjob.

Green is not taking the news well.

What’s Trending – Daft Punk Transcript

The following is a transcript for the February 22, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is staring at his smartphone.

Green: Daft Punk is trending! They must be announcing a new album or something! Let’s see-

Panel Two

Green grips the side of his head in terror in an extreme closeup.

Green: FUUUUUU-