Revolution is a team sport, and we already have the slogan.

The merch is already flying.

Rallying Cry Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 6, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue and Red are discussing the news about the death of CEO Brian Thompson.

Red: The conversation around this assassination has been very interesting. Even Green has been engaged.

Panel Two

Blue and Red turn their attention to an approaching Green.

Blue: How interesting. Oh wait, here he comes now! Hey Green…

Panel Three

Green approaches Red and Blue wearing a red t-shirt with a slogan on it.

Green: Guys I got us all matching shirts.

Panel Four

We zoom in on the slogan on the shirt as Green models it. The slogan reads”Deny, Defend, Depose.”

Green: Let’s fucking go!

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Merry Christmas. It will always get worse.

That Festive Feeling Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue: “Hey Red, how was your Christmas?”

Red: “It was fine, except for Green’s shirt.”

Panel Two

Blue: “Green’s shirt?”

Red: “Yeah. It kind of bummed me out.”

Panel Three

Red: “He’s on his way, actually. You’ll see what I mean.”

Panel Four

Green enters the room, wearing a green t-shirt covered in white text.

Green: “Hey guys! Merry Christmas!”

The shirt reads: “all I got for Christmas is a crippling sense of foreboding given the trajectory of 2020”