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		<title>A Short Joke</title>
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</p>You must be this tall to like this comic: &#8212;-&#62; A Short Joke Transcript This is a transcript of the May 13, 2021, RGBots comic.&#8230;]]></description>
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</p><p>You must be this tall to like this comic: &#8212;-&gt;</p>
<h2>A Short Joke Transcript</h2>
<p>This is a transcript of the May 13, 2021, RGBots comic.</p>
<p><strong>Panel One</strong></p>
<p>Blue is making a public service announcement. She stands and speaks to the audience.</p>
<p>Blue: We here at <em><strong>RGBots</strong></em> believe humor should be aimed at those in power.</p>
<p><strong>Panel Two</strong></p>
<p>We zoom in on Blue; she has raised an arm for emphasis.</p>
<p>Blue: We believe jokes must always punch up, never down.</p>
<p><strong>Panel Three</strong></p>
<p>Blue stares at the audience again. She peers into your very soul.</p>
<p>Blue: Except for short people.</p>
<p><strong>Panel Four</strong></p>
<p>Red stands in front of Blue. He was just off-screen. He is offended.</p>
<p>Blue: You can&#8217;t even punch at eye-level with those little shits.</p>
<p>Red: &#8230; hey!</p>
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