Here I go being made about people’s wrong opinions about science fiction shows on New Years Eve.

A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 31st, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at this desk.

Green: The jokes about Pluribus being a slow show are very funny. It really takes the piss out of those people with limited attention spans. Obviously these are all jokes.

Panel Two

Green gets an update from someone off screen.

Green: Wait, someone is just updating me… Wait. Seriously?

Panel Three

Green is now mad.

Green: Wait, you’re yelling me people actually believe it is a slow show? Morons like that actually exist. In my America?

Panel Four

Green can’t believe this bullshit.

Green: Do they stomp and piss their pants when their microwave chimichanga takes too long to cook?!

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“Why can’t I have been rich first and famous second?”

Parasocial Without Success Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 27, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is playing a video game and chatting with Blue online.

Green: Bruh. This person is obsessed with me.

Blue (off-screen): Oh?

Panel Two

Green keeps playing, he is very intense,

Green: Yeah, they said something cringe and I mined it for a joke, but they’ve been following me since then and commenting on my stuff.

Blue (off-screen): Why don’t you just mute them or whatever?

Panel Three

Green thinks about it, pausing briefly.

Green: I thought about it, but it’s more harmless than anything, as they’re not getting much from me.

Panel Four

Green continues playing.

Green: Plus, I mean, what if they do or say something else really stupid I can mine for a cheap joke? I’m so busy lately and finding a joke takes time.

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Big Tech ever goose-steps along.

TikTok Sounds the Decline Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 21, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are discussing the news about TikTok.

Blue: Have you been on TikTok since the app came back?

Green: Yeah, things feel different, though.

Panel Two

Green studies his phone, curious about what he has been seeing.

Green: Like, when I signed in, I was asked for “my papers” before I would be allowed to post.

Panel Three

Blue is surprised Green was able to do anything with the app.

Blue: You were able to post?

Green: Yeah, eventually. What about you?

Panel Four

Blue fills Green in on the situation.

Blue: All I got was a subpoena for a Congressional inquiry into UnAmerican Activities.

Green: Should I be seen with you right now?

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Also, “what do you mean?”

 Post No Evil Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 25, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, Green, and Blue are fielding a discussion on their relative levels of evil.

Green: I’ve always assumed that I was the most evil of us. I mean, I am pretty consistently terrible.

Panel Two

Red counters Green’s claim.

Red: I dunno, Green. I’ve done my fair share of evil things.

Panel Three

Blue interjects with a smug look on her face.

Blue: Fools. Children. What you have done are children’s antics.

Red (off-screen): Oh yeah, what have you done?

Panel Four

Blue stares off into space, her eye devoid of any life. A doll’s eye. The devil’s eye.

Blue: I go into social media threads and post “please explain” under easily understandable discussion…. and then I post “please explain” after they explain it to me.

What’s a little head between friends anyway?

Lindsay It Ain’t So Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 28, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One: Green holds a cellphone to Red’s face.

Green: Hey, did you hear about Lindsay Ellis?

Panel Two: Red looks at the viewer.

Red: The dumbest thing going on right now?
The latest reason why people should be licensed and require a psych-evaluation to use social media?

Panel Three: Red turns to face Green.

Red: It’s a brutally dumb saga of someone posting a toothless criticism and people freaking out, making her freak out in turn, and later try to ride the drama for profit which didn’t pan out.

Panel Four: Green leans toward Red thoughtfully with a finger on his chin while Red stares on.

Green: Oh, I was gonna say I just discovered a YouTuber called Lindsay Ellis who does video essays.
What’s all this about?

Red: You have a fun road before you.

We are still rocked to our very core by this assemblage of words.

“Snoopy Head Ass” Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Jan. 22, 2021 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are having a conversation.

Red: I am not sure how to respond to this dude’s comment on my Instagram.

Blue: What does it say?

Panel Two

Red is glancing down in contemplation.

Red: He said, and I quote, “your face is a meme you look like the top of a condom with your snoopy head ass.”

Blue: That was quite an assembly of words.

Panel Three

Red and Blue continue to converse.

Red: But what, pray tell, does a “snoopy head ass” look like?

Blue: Well, like you, apparently.

Panel Four

Red and Blue end their conversation.

Red: I’m upset he had to drag Snoopy into it. Snoopy is such a good boy.