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We’re a Sports Comic Now Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 12, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green approaches Blue to discuss the Super Bowl.

Green: Did you see Travis Kelce yell at Andry Reid on the sidelines of the Super Bowl?

Blue: Absolutely unprofessional.

Panel Two

Green continues to talk to Blue.

Green: It makes you wonder…

Blue: What? About his relationship with Taylor Swift?

Green: What? No.

Panel Three

Green explains his thoughts.

Green: I am sure her inevitable breakup album about him will be a Grammy winner. I am just thinking about the chaos that would occur if you released an amped-up Travis Kelce in a nursing home.

Panel Four

Green ponders as Blue chimes in.

Green: Old people strewn about like pillows and laundry.

Blue: Well, he is familiar with handling leather.

Now that is how you do it, SNL.

Now we’ve got bad blood Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Nov. 16, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is workshopping new material to Green.

Blue: I’ve been trying to write a joke about Taylor Swift… but the process has been far from it.

Panel Two

Green stares at Blue.

Panel Three

Blue has a smug expression as she continues.

Blue: What, was it not tailored enough for you?

Panel Four

Dramatic low angle, looking up at a squinting Green.