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TikTok Sounds the Decline Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 21, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are discussing the news about TikTok.

Blue: Have you been on TikTok since the app came back?

Green: Yeah, things feel different, though.

Panel Two

Green studies his phone, curious about what he has been seeing.

Green: Like, when I signed in, I was asked for “my papers” before I would be allowed to post.

Panel Three

Blue is surprised Green was able to do anything with the app.

Blue: You were able to post?

Green: Yeah, eventually. What about you?

Panel Four

Blue fills Green in on the situation.

Blue: All I got was a subpoena for a Congressional inquiry into UnAmerican Activities.

Green: Should I be seen with you right now?

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It’s even tough for robots.

AI-AI-AI Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 30, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is stomping off, visibly upset.

Green: Damn it. What jerks!

Red: Hey Green, what’s up?

Panel Two

Green vents his frustrations to Red.

Green: I just lost my writing job. I was really proud of my work, but I guess they had some issues with it.

Panel Three

Red asks a question and Green responds.

Red: What did they say?

Green: They said it was “AI-generated.”

Panel Four

The robots stare at one another.

Hey, this previous comic paid off in the most horrifying way imaginable… so far.

What’s Trending: NeuralinkedIn Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 29, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is conveying some disturbing news to Green.

Red: Did you hear the first Neuralink implant in a human happened?

Panel Two

Green holds up a gun and points it at Red.

Green: Say “psych,” motherfucker. Say “psych” right goddamn now.

From the guy who thought a subway made of cars would fight the traffic in Vegas.

What’s Trending: Neuralink Transcript

The following is a transcript of the September 20, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reviewing the news on his phone.

Green: ‘Neuralink’ is about to go to human trials. They’re looking for humans to test it on.

Panel Two

Green glances at the readers and extends a mocking finger, wagging it for emphasis.

Green: You have to turn to monkey-brain-frying microchips to even get a taste of my godlike robot powers. Pathetic.