Which drunk? Hegseth or Patel?

Oh, wait, this is a metaphor.

What’s Trending: Strait Dope Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 19th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is commenting on recent news.

Red: The Strait of Hormuz situation is so embarrassing. It’s like watching a drunk person closing a broken door, starting to walk away, only for the door to pop back open, requiring them to try again. Repeat a half-dozen times.

Panel Two

Red continues to rant.

Red; Only now there are fucking missiles involved, and the door was broken by the drunk guy to begin with.

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