If you identify with this comic you’re already on the council.

Matching Uniforms Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 25, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is studying his phone.

Green: I think I might be too autistic to know if someone is trolling me or not.

Red (off-screen): How so?

Panel Two

Green holds his phone up to Red.

Green: Well, if you look at their posting history –

Red: Wait, let’s summon the council.

Panel Three

A black void with white text.

Caption: MOMENTS LATER

Panel Four

The bots have convened, wearing crudely made beards and wizard hats.

Green: So, as you can see by their posting history, it becomes apparent that they have a tendency to troll.

Blue: It is as you say, Elder Green.

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No, I will not get over the fact a grown adult millionaire writer’s explanation for wizard bathrooms was that they just shit their robes.

Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay

— Wizarding World (@wizardingworld) January 4, 2019

What’s Trending – JK Rowling Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 20, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Blue is checking out Twitter on her smartphone as she reviews the news and trending tab.

Blue: JK Rowling is trending today. Why is anyone paying attention to her after her “brilliant worldbuilding” established that Wizard used to just shit themselves and magic it away prior to indoor plumbing?

Panel Two

Blue deadpans towards the camera.

Blue: At least the Muggles were civilized enough to shit in pots. What’s Merlin’s excuse?