Those people? COMMUNISTS.

Patriot Games Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 9th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is talking to Blue about a rumor he heard.

Red: There is a rumor going around that you’re a… foreign model.

Panel Two

Blue is shocked and defensive.

Blue: What? I am American as they come. I own more guns than books.

Panel Three

Blue builds her case.

Blue: I eat three hot dogs a day.

Panel Four

Blue continues to highlight her American nature.

Blue: Certain people are not allowed at my church.

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The rhythm is gonna get you.

What’s Trending: Musical Interlude Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 19, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is delivering a campaign speech.

Green: I want to thank you all for attending my rally to take back America. Together, we can ensure a brighter future for everyone.

Panel Two

Green continues, transitioning to the next “speaker.”

Green: Now, though, I’d like to turn the mic over to my advisor. Please give it up for the Spotify playlist an intern cobbled together.

Shit can still go down.

Executive Shit Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green: “I am so glad Shit is over with.”

Red: “How do you figure?”

Green: “I mean, Shit is… done.”

Panel Two

Green: “Collectively, we, as a nation, have decided Shit is over and we’re moving on. Shit got settled in an election dude.”

Panel Three

Red: “Shit is still around for another week. Shit can still stir.”

Panel Four

Green, grabbing his own face: “Shit.”