Those people? COMMUNISTS.
Patriot Games Transcript
This is a transcript of the July 9th, 2026 RGBots comic.
Panel One
Red is talking to Blue about a rumor he heard.
Red: There is a rumor going around that you’re a… foreign model.
Panel Two
Blue is shocked and defensive.
Blue: What? I am American as they come. I own more guns than books.
Panel Three
Blue builds her case.
Blue: I eat three hot dogs a day.
Panel Four
Blue continues to highlight her American nature.
Blue: Certain people are not allowed at my church.
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