You know the way to get rid of rats is by kicking them out, right? Virtue Fishing Transcript This is a transcript of the July…
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Those people? COMMUNISTS. Patriot Games Transcript This is a transcript of the July 9th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Red is talking to Blue about…
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He has no hair, so he had to tear off his face. Job Hunting Transcript This is a transcript of the July 1st, 2026 RGBots…
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Green’s been so lazy that there isn’t even an extra joke here. Alternative Development Perspectives Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23rd, 2026…
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If they’re so concerned with pounding, let them lose a couple of teeth in the process. Sometimes violence is the answer. Leadership with Impact Transcript…
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At this point, what is stopping them from just hauling your ass in and fixing you? Targeted Marketing Targeting Target Transcript This is a transcript…
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You can’t stop us from injecting ourselves into your party because we technically qualify as a webcomic. Mandatory Comic Day Transcript This is a transcript…
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You’re welcome to debate this in the comments, but you would be wasting your time developing practical skills, like developing good opinions. The Burden of…
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We all have our individual style with different friends. Green just happens to hate Red. Morning Tradition Transcript This is a transcript of the May…
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If you can’t hear their accents, it may be that you’ve not been seeing the animated video files associated with each strip. Just click around…
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It’s the simple things. Thank you for the question, CouchGregor! Hobby Time Transcript This is a transcript of the April 23rd 2026, RGBots comic. Panel…
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Not sure who uploaded this one and there is nothing you can say to prove otherwise, pissboys. NOT UNDER DURASS Transcript This is a transcript…
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Which drunk? Hegseth or Patel? Oh, wait, this is a metaphor. What’s Trending: Strait Dope Transcript This is a transcript of the April 19th, 2026,…
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You know the crucifixion scene would have gone hard with whatever needle drop Tarantino chose. The Toe-sen One Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…
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This is the 300th RGBots comic, not counting all those “What’s Trending” ones. Crash Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots…
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Though, does this really act as a surprise at this point? What’s Trending: Easter Surprise Transcript This is a transcript of the April 5th, 2026,…
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But who was Daley? Kash Money Transcript This is a transcript of the March 26th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green approaches with an exciting…
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See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 13th,…
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This is what happens when you try to implement discipline in a craft. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026,…
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THIS COMIC IS FOR SEX-HAVERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX GO BACK TO ROBLOX Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February…
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Goo goo g’joob. I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and…
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Always, and forever… 💖FUCK ICE💖 ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining…
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They even sang the birthday song as well and it was horribly awkward. Fun times! Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January…
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It was either pretending he was Donkey Kong or he was in his “Hunter S. Thompson” phase. It’s hard to tell. Monkeying Around Transcript This…
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