We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…
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This is the 300th RGBots comic, not counting all those “What’s Trending” ones. Crash Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots…
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Though, does this really act as a surprise at this point? What’s Trending: Easter Surprise Transcript This is a transcript of the April 5th, 2026,…
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But who was Daley? Kash Money Transcript This is a transcript of the March 26th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green approaches with an exciting…
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See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 13th,…
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This is what happens when you try to implement discipline in a craft. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026,…
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THIS COMIC IS FOR SEX-HAVERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX GO BACK TO ROBLOX Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February…
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Goo goo g’joob. I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and…
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Always, and forever… 💖FUCK ICE💖 ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining…
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They even sang the birthday song as well and it was horribly awkward. Fun times! Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January…
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It was either pretending he was Donkey Kong or he was in his “Hunter S. Thompson” phase. It’s hard to tell. Monkeying Around Transcript This…
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The only problem is that all the tape and glue are sample sizes. Budget Medical Transcript This is a transcript of the January 6th, 2026,…
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It’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re…
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A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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Rest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…
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Red, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…
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Be sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there. Kick ASCII Transcript This…
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Red was asking for it, given that hostility. Carve That Turkey Transcript This is a transcript of the November 27th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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We really pulled this one out of our asses. Burning Question Transcript This is a transcript of the November 25th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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We’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…
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DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…
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You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…
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Feasting on feelings. Dining on doubts. Peckish for pathos. Feelfilled Transcript This is a transcript of the August 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
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All good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…
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