Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.
Everyone has that phase.
KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
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How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.
It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he asks, oblivious to the fact he is a douche.
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Awww, our little Green is growing up.
“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”
Turtles going all the way down.
We’re really scraping with this one.
Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”
“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”
We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.
Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.
RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.
Enjoy the upcoming recession, folks.
Green just totally fucking owned that red idiot.
Hawk shit, box office hits.
Hey, remember that you can ask us questions and we might answer them as comics!
They are all Nintendo references because Nintendo makes the only good games, let’s be honest here.