You can actually just shove them, and they’ll roll to their side just like a cow. It’s crazy. They make a “skibidi” noise when you…
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True tales to astonish. Dumpster Driving Transcript This is a transcript of the September 10th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Blue and Green discuss hanging…
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WE LIKE TO PARTY Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now Transcript This is a transcript of the September 8th, 2026 RGBots comic.…
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If you ever partied with the line cooks, you’d know they are about 50% cocaine and 50% white Monster Energy. Booger Sugar, Salt, Fat, Acid…
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Next week: Killer tomatoes. Feast or Farming Transcript This is a transcript of the August 11th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green sits at the…
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I still don’t know what their stance is on Palestine; I just see a lot of pictures of crying kids and bombed-out tent cities with…
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It transitioned so quickly into a gun show a few aisles in. Ideological Art: Part One Transcript This is a transcript of the July 21st,…
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You know the way to get rid of rats is by kicking them out, right? Virtue Fishing Transcript This is a transcript of the July…
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Those people? COMMUNISTS. Patriot Games Transcript This is a transcript of the July 9th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Red is talking to Blue about…
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These robots play some weird fucking games sometimes. Knock Glock Transcript This is a transcript of the June 30th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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Green’s been so lazy that there isn’t even an extra joke here. Alternative Development Perspectives Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23rd, 2026…
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If they’re so concerned with pounding, let them lose a couple of teeth in the process. Sometimes violence is the answer. Leadership with Impact Transcript…
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That personal development training sure makes it gentler to let someone know they are the problem. “I” Statements Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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You can’t stop us from injecting ourselves into your party because we technically qualify as a webcomic. Mandatory Comic Day Transcript This is a transcript…
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You will fuck, and you will be fucked… to unite this country. Switch It Up Transcript This is a transcript of the May 7th, 2026…
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If you can’t hear their accents, it may be that you’ve not been seeing the animated video files associated with each strip. Just click around…
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It’s the simple things. Thank you for the question, CouchGregor! Hobby Time Transcript This is a transcript of the April 23rd 2026, RGBots comic. Panel…
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You know the crucifixion scene would have gone hard with whatever needle drop Tarantino chose. The Toe-sen One Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…
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This is the 300th RGBots comic, not counting all those “What’s Trending” ones. Crash Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots…
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Though, does this really act as a surprise at this point? What’s Trending: Easter Surprise Transcript This is a transcript of the April 5th, 2026,…
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Every time I see a black truck with a Raiders sticker on the back window, I am aware I am driving behind someone who has…
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But who was Daley? Kash Money Transcript This is a transcript of the March 26th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green approaches with an exciting…
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See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 13th,…
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This is what happens when you try to implement discipline in a craft. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026,…
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