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Dumpster Driving Transcript
This is a transcript of the September 10th, 2026 RGBots comic.
Panel One
Blue and Green discuss hanging out last night.
Blue: It was fun hanging out last night.
Green: Yeah, for sure.
Blue: What did you do when you got home?
Panel Two
Green explains his night.
Green: I decided to take out the trash and encountered two unhoused gentlemen fucking behind the dumpster.
Panel Three
Blue stares in horror.
Panel Four
Green explains some phrasing.
Green: I want to use the phrasing of “walked in on,” but that’s not necessarily possible given that they were fucking behind a dumpster.
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