How to Kill a God

Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate. And remember, you can always ask the bots a question!


Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter what distance.

How Not to be Seen

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