I did it again! Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited…
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I am such a hack. It took me years to get to this one. Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript…
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It’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re…
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Here I go being made about people’s wrong opinions about science fiction shows on New Years Eve. A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a…
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A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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Maybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words… Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd,…
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Rest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…
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Red, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…
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Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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We’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…
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This is some college-freshman-chatGPT-ass logic. Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis” Transcript This is a transcript of the November 13th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
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Smells like road rage. About To Go Crazy Taxi Transcript This is a transcript of the November 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and…
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DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…
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You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…
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All good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…
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Truly patrician taste. Film Studies Transcript This is a transcript of the June 17, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Black void background, with white text.…
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Did it work? Beside Oneself Transcript This is a transcript of the June 12, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is addressing the reader, Green:…
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Would you believe him if he stated those two facts were unrelated? Cool Robot Facts Transcript This is a transcript of the June 5, 2025,…
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Green has never been above taking home the leftover crackers from the restaurant table. Green Substitute Transcript This is a transcript of the March 7,…
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Like, what do you call a glowie from another country? True Colors Transcript This is a transcript of the March 6, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel…
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“Why can’t I have been rich first and famous second?” Parasocial Without Success Transcript This is a transcript of the February 27, 2025, RGBots comic.…
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If you identify with this comic you’re already on the council. Matching Uniforms Transcript This is a transcript of the February 25, 2025, RGBots comic.…
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Not inspired by anything actually experienced. Not at all. Essaycraft Transcript This is a transcript of the February 11, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Incoherent Transcript This is a transcript of the February 4, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red asks Green a question, Green just screams incoherently.…
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It’s the robot equivalent of a haircut. Weightloss the Hard Way Transcript This is a transcript of the January 23, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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