We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.
Red Dawning Transcript
This is a transcript of the April 8th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Red, Green, and Blue are having a conversation. Blue and Green seem okay, but Red seems stressed.
Green: Huh, so we seemed to narrowly avoid World War Three this week, huh?
Blue: Haha, same time next week?
Red: NNNGH.
Panel Two
Red crashes out, centered in the frame, shouting.
Red: WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS!
Panel Three
The camera is even closer to Red, but he can barely be seen behind his dialogue.
Red: WE ARE THE FROG IN THE POT AND TREATING ANY OF THIS AS A JOKE IS GOING TO BOIL US ALIVE!
Panel Four
We are even closer to red, but he is still barely seen because of the dialogue taking up the panel.
Red: HUMOR IS A MASK FOR DREAD, NOT THE SOLUTION!
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