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Feast or Farming Transcript
This is a transcript of the August 11th, 2026 RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green sits at the RGBots News desk. The story card reads “Peter Piper Picked a Pickled Plague?”
Green: Welcome to RGBots News, I am your anchor, Green.
Panel Two
Green conveys the lead story. A caption has a link to a CNN Story about Taylor Farms.
Green: More troubling news from Taylor Farms this week following several recalls, most recently involving avocados and jalapeños. Mexican food fans continue to suffer.
Caption: www.cnn.com/2026/08/10/salmonella-jalapeno-taylor-farms
Panel Three
Green hands the broadcast over.
Green: For the latest in this ongoing health crisis, we turn to Blue at the scene. Blue?
Blue: Thank you, Green.
Panel Four
Blue continues the news segment.
Blue: It has been reported that the dead are beginning to rise after consuming Taylor Farms produce and having brief, sudden bouts of terminal illnesses. The US Food and Drug Administration’s current advice is to “not worry about it.” I saw a farmworker eat a man, Green.
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