I hope some bright young intern has a nougat of wisdom to see his treatment through.
Candyland Medical Transcript
This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2026 RGBots comic.
Panel One
Red approaches Green with news, and he seems frantic about it.
Red: Oh my God, Green. Terrible News!
Green: What’s up, Red?
Panel Two
Red explains the shocking news to Green.
Red: King Candy has cancer!
Green: What? What kind?
Panel Three
Green looks on in concern as Red relays what he knows.
Red (OS): All I know for sure is that they found a mallownoma.
Panel Four
Green falls out of the panel with a flip-take. A rimshot is heard. A bad pun has entered the world.
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