Nothing about the rapid eroding of alliances should have any bearing on how we think about this story whatsoever.
It’s probably nothing, right? Transcript
This is a transcript of the August 25th, 2026 RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green sits at a desk; beside him is a headline graphic that reads “Big T-ruble in Little Moscow.”
Green: It’s time for RGBots News. I am your anchor, Green.
Panel Two
Green reads some news from his tablet.
Green: Today it was discovered that CIA Director John Ratcliffe set down in Russia for a meeting in Moscow. Despite his name, there is no indication he is actually part rodent.
Panel Three
Green continues his story.
Green: We reached out to the CIA for a statement regarding the nature of this highly unusual meeting. The response we received was “We’re planning to do a Red Heat 2. Doesn’t that sound fun? Y’all like legacy sequels, right?”
Panel Four
Green wraps his report.
Green: There was no comment on what appeared to be several briefcases full of money at the scene.
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