anxiety – RGBots https://www.rgbots.com A paper-jam comic! Updates Weekly! Thu, 09 Apr 2026 03:46:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/www.rgbots.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-twitter_avatar.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 anxiety – RGBots https://www.rgbots.com 32 32 45693401 Red Dawning https://www.rgbots.com/comic/red-dawning/ https://www.rgbots.com/comic/red-dawning/#respond Thu, 09 Apr 2026 03:46:58 +0000 https://www.rgbots.com/?post_type=comic&p=3564 RGBots war comic

We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…]]> RGBots war comic

We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.

Red Dawning Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 8th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, Green, and Blue are having a conversation. Blue and Green seem okay, but Red seems stressed.

Green: Huh, so we seemed to narrowly avoid World War Three this week, huh?

Blue: Haha, same time next week?

Red: NNNGH.

Panel Two

Red crashes out, centered in the frame, shouting.

Red: WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS!

Panel Three

The camera is even closer to Red, but he can barely be seen behind his dialogue.

Red: WE ARE THE FROG IN THE POT AND TREATING ANY OF THIS AS A JOKE IS GOING TO BOIL US ALIVE!

Panel Four

We are even closer to red, but he is still barely seen because of the dialogue taking up the panel.

Red: HUMOR IS A MASK FOR DREAD, NOT THE SOLUTION!

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]]> https://www.rgbots.com/comic/red-dawning/feed/ 0 3564 A Bird in the Mouth https://www.rgbots.com/comic/a-bird-in-the-mouth/ https://www.rgbots.com/comic/a-bird-in-the-mouth/#respond Sat, 19 Oct 2024 02:15:29 +0000 https://www.rgbots.com/?post_type=comic&p=3221 RGBots birdseed comic

He’s fulla seeds! A Bird in the Mouth Transcript This is a transcript of the October 18, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands and…]]> RGBots birdseed comic

He’s fulla seeds!

A Bird in the Mouth Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 18, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green stands and explains his current predicament.

Green: It recently came to my attention that I am, in fact, “just a lil’ guy.” I’m deathly afraid that a strong gust of wind may carry me off to parts unknown.

Panel Two

Green leans forward, for emphasis.

Green: So I have been consuming vast quantities of seeds and berries to keep me weighed down. It’s really eased my mind about windy days.

Panel Three

Green stares.

Panel Four

Green elaborates further.

Green: With that said, if you see me open-mouth kissing a bird, you know why.

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Another day in this American life. The Usual Transcript This is a transcript of the January 29, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is talking…]]> RGBots: The Usual

Another day in this American life.

The Usual Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 29, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is talking to Blue.

Green: Heya Blue! How’s life?

Panel Two

Blue stares into the distance, her eye dead.

Blue: My life is pretty much generalized anxiety and my getting angry about things just to feel something other than crippling stress about my day.

Panel Three

Green stares at Blue.

Panel Four

Green continues to stare, unable to respond.

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