Nothing about the rapid eroding of alliances should have any bearing on how we think about this story whatsoever.

It’s probably nothing, right? Transcript

This is a transcript of the August 25th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at a desk; beside him is a headline graphic that reads “Big T-ruble in Little Moscow.”

Green: It’s time for RGBots News. I am your anchor, Green.

Panel Two

Green reads some news from his tablet.

Green: Today it was discovered that CIA Director John Ratcliffe set down in Russia for a meeting in Moscow. Despite his name, there is no indication he is actually part rodent.

Panel Three

Green continues his story.

Green: We reached out to the CIA for a statement regarding the nature of this highly unusual meeting. The response we received was “We’re planning to do a Red Heat 2. Doesn’t that sound fun? Y’all like legacy sequels, right?”

Panel Four

Green wraps his report.

Green: There was no comment on what appeared to be several briefcases full of money at the scene.

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We’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but fuck can that be a challenge.

What’s Trending: Farewell, Ladybug Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 12th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is sitting at his news desk with a tablet, reading news.

Green: Breaking news, as it turns out, Sen. Lindsey “Ladybug” Graham has passed away due to a brief and sudden illness. To avoid editorializing, I am just going to go silent now.

Panel Two

Green tries to stay silent.

Green: … This is really hard.

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