Nine times? This isn’t a competition.

What’s Trending – COVID Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 27, 2021 RGBots comic.

Panel One: Green scrolls through his cellphone.

Green: If you have legitimately had COVID nine times then you cease to be classified as human.

Panel Two: Green addresses the viewer.

Green: You are now labeled as an incubator.
Scientists will be picking you up shortly.

Phil Spaghetti. Richie Tortellini. Carl Ravioli.

What’s Trending: Dan Bongino Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Oct. 18, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is reviewing the news on her phone.

Blue: Dan Bongino threatening to invalidate a contract because of a vaccine mandate? I doubt the contract was valid to begin with.

Panel Two

Blue stares at the reader.

Blue: I haven’t heard a more fake Italian name since “Joey Salami.”

Someone save my liver plz, #GetVaccinated

A Sobering Thought Transcript

This is the transcript for the Aug 4, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green stares at his phone in disbelief and frustration.

Green: Since the whole pandemic started I’ve tried to deal with the pointless loss of life in a way that helps numb it all.

Panel Two

Green stares at the reader, pleading.

Green: Every time some jackass who publicly mocks the vaccination process dies from COVID I tend to take a shot of whisky. I’ve not been sober since January.

Do you know sometimes dicks are called “Peters?” “Pieter” works as well.

What’s Trending – Pieter Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 28, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Blue is looking at a tweet reply on her phone.

Blue: Huh, someone replying to a tweet about rising Coronavirus cases in Japan. Surely it is a rational, concerned –

Tweet: @BNODesk – NEW: Japan reports 9,576 new coronavirus cases, by far the biggest one-day increase on record.

Reply: Pieter – And how many regular flu cases? Non again?

Panel Two

Blue is delighted.

Blue: Wow! This dude shares a name with Pieter de Vries from the classic sci-fi novel Dune! He was an asshole too!

If you are being told revolutionary action is a problem then you are living in a world that requires revolutionary action.

What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is reading from Green’s outheld smartphone.

Red: “Wow, we’re only getting $600 from the government. Very shrewd of them to come to a deal after the Black Friday gun sales.”

Panel Two

Green, leaning in: “I’m technically classified as a gun so I am gonna spend my $600 on orange slices for the revolution.”

Surely burying their children has to be tiresome at this point, right? Especially now.

Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumb #3 Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green, arms in the air: “Red! We’re getting complaints that our comics about anti-vaxxers have been ‘too preachy’.”

Panel Two

Red: Interesting.

Panel Three

Green leans in to listen to red.

Red: I am surprised that they have enough free time between funerals to read our comic.

Panel Four

Blue hits rimshots on a drumset that was previously unseen.

“Who’s There?” Pestilence.

What’s Trending: Smash Mouth, Again Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is staring at his smartphone.

Green: “It looks like Smash Mouth is trending. Again.”

Panel Two

Green: “Bold strategy to make the switch from band to disease-vector. The apocalypse has a soundtrack and it’s ‘All-Star’ on loop.”

COVID was a pretty wild time that we will never really escape, right? Haha. Sigh.

What’s Trending: Smash Mouth Transcript

The following is a transcript for this 10/5/2019 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is staring at his smartphone.

Green: “It looks like Smash Mouth is trending!”

Panel Two

Green: “Do you think they have respirators in the Astro Lounge? I’ve heard of “walking on the sun” but I didn’t think that was a dogwhistle for “catch Corona.”