True tales to astonish. Dumpster Driving Transcript This is a transcript of the September 10th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Blue and Green discuss hanging…
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WE LIKE TO PARTY Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now Transcript This is a transcript of the September 8th, 2026 RGBots comic.…
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If you ever partied with the line cooks, you’d know they are about 50% cocaine and 50% white Monster Energy. Booger Sugar, Salt, Fat, Acid…
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Nothing about the rapid eroding of alliances should have any bearing on how we think about this story whatsoever. It’s probably nothing, right? Transcript This…
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I hope some bright young intern has a nougat of wisdom to see his treatment through. Candyland Medical Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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We’re not so crazy to accuse MrBeast of being the antichrist. Being a content creator is bad enough. By His Mark Transcript This is a…
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Next week: Killer tomatoes. Feast or Farming Transcript This is a transcript of the August 11th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green sits at the…
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I still don’t know what their stance is on Palestine; I just see a lot of pictures of crying kids and bombed-out tent cities with…
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It transitioned so quickly into a gun show a few aisles in. Ideological Art: Part One Transcript This is a transcript of the July 21st,…
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We’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but fuck can that be a challenge. What’s Trending: Farewell, Ladybug Transcript This is a transcript…
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Did Pepsi pull a rape joke? You decide. Spoiler: Probably not. What’s Trending: Pepsi’s Challenged Transcript This is a transcript of the July 7th, 2026…
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He has no hair, so he had to tear off his face. Job Hunting Transcript This is a transcript of the July 1st, 2026 RGBots…
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These robots play some weird fucking games sometimes. Knock Glock Transcript This is a transcript of the June 30th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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Irony is dead. Robo Caller Transcript This is a transcript of the June 27th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is on the phone with…
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Green’s been so lazy that there isn’t even an extra joke here. Alternative Development Perspectives Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23rd, 2026…
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We’re waiting. The Green Room: Editorializing Transcript This is a transcript of the June 18th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One A black screen, with white…
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That personal development training sure makes it gentler to let someone know they are the problem. “I” Statements Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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At this point, what is stopping them from just hauling your ass in and fixing you? Targeted Marketing Targeting Target Transcript This is a transcript…
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You can’t stop us from injecting ourselves into your party because we technically qualify as a webcomic. Mandatory Comic Day Transcript This is a transcript…
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We all have our individual style with different friends. Green just happens to hate Red. Morning Tradition Transcript This is a transcript of the May…
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Today’s magic number is “two.” What’s Trending: By the Number Transcript This is a transcript of the April 29th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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If you can’t hear their accents, it may be that you’ve not been seeing the animated video files associated with each strip. Just click around…
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It’s the simple things. Thank you for the question, CouchGregor! Hobby Time Transcript This is a transcript of the April 23rd 2026, RGBots comic. Panel…
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Nor will he ever feel the unbeatable status confirmed upon the double-bird. A Bird In The Hand Transcript This is a transcript of the April…
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We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…
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