Goo goo g’joob. I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and…
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I’m sure he connected it to her personality. Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
Leave a CommentLord knows she’s gonna do her best to downplay the issue by posting a tweet that Professor Flitwick had a child bride and that normalized…
Leave a CommentThe joke here relies on everyone understanding that Green is a psychopath. The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026,…
Leave a CommentHe’s a natural at this. Ever So Helpful Transcript This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is updating…
Leave a CommentStraight outta the Czech Republic, comin’ at you from the factory. The second most popular thing to come out of the Czech Republic that isn’t…
Leave a CommentI did it again! Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited…
1 CommentI am such a hack. It took me years to get to this one. Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript…
1 CommentIt’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re…
Leave a CommentA Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…
Leave a CommentMaybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words… Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd,…
Leave a CommentRest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…
3 CommentsRed, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…
Leave a CommentCan’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
Leave a CommentWe’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…
Leave a CommentThis is some college-freshman-chatGPT-ass logic. Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis” Transcript This is a transcript of the November 13th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
Leave a CommentSmells like road rage. About To Go Crazy Taxi Transcript This is a transcript of the November 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and…
Leave a CommentDON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…
Leave a CommentYou will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…
Leave a CommentAll good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…
Leave a CommentTruly patrician taste. Film Studies Transcript This is a transcript of the June 17, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Black void background, with white text.…
Leave a CommentDid it work? Beside Oneself Transcript This is a transcript of the June 12, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is addressing the reader, Green:…
Leave a CommentWould you believe him if he stated those two facts were unrelated? Cool Robot Facts Transcript This is a transcript of the June 5, 2025,…
Leave a CommentGreen has never been above taking home the leftover crackers from the restaurant table. Green Substitute Transcript This is a transcript of the March 7,…
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