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I am the Walrus Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation!

Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR?

Panel Two

Blue and Red consider.

Blue: Hmmm. No.

Red: Sure. Why not?

Panel Three

A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition.

Panel Four

Red relays the day’s excitement.

Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun.

Blue: Damn.

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Green has figured it all out. Only took 220 comics to get there.

Inspiration #3 Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 21, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void with a caption.

Caption: GREAT MOMENTS OF CREATIVE GENIUS; Starring Green

Panel Two

Green taking a fat rip from a bong.

Panel Three

A close-up of the top of Green’s face, like he is very close to the camera.

Green: I am an artificial intelligence that is capable of being under the influence of a drug despite no organic system by which to be affected by chemicals. I should not exist.

Panel Four

Green thinks about it as he takes another rip.

Green: Dude.

Literally sounded like a bucket of offal and beer being shaken around.

A Joe Rogan Experience Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 28, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green marches up to Blue. He is pissed. Blue is confused.

Green: Damn you, Blue!

Blue: What did I do?

Panel Two

Green raises his arms in frustration over being duped.

Green: You told me Joe Rogan had a podcast and I listened to it and it was terrible! It was just a sweatier version of what Marc Maron was doing a decade ago!

Panel Three

Green leans in for emphasis as Blue takes in this whirlwind of information.

Green: The worst part was, as I was listening, I kept hearing what I thought was the sound of sewage runoff being pumped through a pipe near the microphone.

Panel Four

Green storms off dismissively as Blue stands there, dumbfounded.

Green: But it just turned out to be the steroids and PCP sloshing around in his goddamn neck veins!

With special guest… Joe Rogan! What an experience!

Everyday Joe Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 22, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green is talking to someone just out of view. He is giving his friend the lowdown on Red and Blue.

Green: Hey, man. Before we meet my friends, I just want to tell you they may not be as open to things as you and me.

Panel Two

Green takes a bong hit, and we see Joe Rogan standing next to him, looking like a thumb with a face drawn on it.

Green: I don’t think they are ready for the truth Joe Rogan.

Panel Three

A shot of Joe Rogan saying nothing.

Panel Four

Green takes another hit.

Green: I don’t want to do MDMA right now, dude.

*cough*

May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is smoking from what appears to be a glass bong.

Panel Two

Green leans back with exaggerated distortion, narrowing his eyes.

Panel Three

Backing out, we can see that Red and Blue are also in the room with Green.

Panel Four

Green: “Damn I’m so high I’m seeing crappy robots.”

Beep beep eat the potatoes