The internet has enabled the urge to roll around in the muck of depravity so much stronger.

A Robot of Particular Tastes Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 8, 2021 RGBots.

Panel One: Green stands in the background facing Blue, who is facing away from the viewer.

Green: I made a mistake of checking out Red’s favorites on his DeviantArt account.

Blue: Mistake? What do you mean?

Green: Okay. You asked.

Panel Two: Green leans forward intently.

Green: Do you remember that Disney cartoon? “Gummi Bears”?

Blue: You mean “Adventures of the Gummi Bears”?

Green: Yes, you huge fucking nerd.

Panel Three: Green, on the left, leans toward Blue, on the right.

Green: Well, he has a favorite folder full of pictures of the Gummi Bears.

Blue: So he’s a fan? Not super weird.

Green: It’s more about what he titled the folder, Blue.

Panel Four: The bots are shown in full body. Blue stares into the middle distance.

Green: “Cummy Bears.”
The folder is called “Cummy Bears”, Blue.

It was very strange to wake up and see my nickname trending.

What’s Trending – #TheCumPipe

This is a transcript of the March 15, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Green is scrolling through his phone.

Green: #TheCumPipe is trending at about 7:30 AM on a Monday.

Panel Two:

Green looks up at the viewer.

Green: I don’t know if the credit goes to Horny Twitter, Shitposting Twitter, or Black Twitter, but. . .
Bravo.

Jesus, Blue. Calm down.

Indiana Jones and the Sexual Awakening

This is a transcript of the March 2, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Blue stands looking at the viewer.

Blue: Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Indiana Jones chokes that Nazi lady?

Panel Two:

We are slightly closer to Blue

Blue: Harrison Ford’s thick, rugged fingers gripped around her delicate throat?

Panel Three:

We are in Blue’s “face” as it were.

Blue: Him dwarfing her as she is completely in his grasp, staring up at him?

Panel Four:

We have thankfully backed away from Blue.

Blue: Because I sure do.

That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.

Hey, remember that you can ask us questions and we might answer them as comics!

Throbbing Passion Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red addresses the reader directly.

Red: You may not know it, but I am a prolific romance author. I am currently working on my fourteenth book.

Panel Two

Red prepares to read.

Red: Allow me to read an excerpt from my latest draft. Ahem.

Panel Three

Red does a dramatic reading.

Red: “Tom stared at June, whose nakedness had an allure he could not resists.”

Panel Four

Red continues his reading.

Red: “His heart ached for her like a full boner.”