Not sure who uploaded this one and there is nothing you can say to prove otherwise, pissboys.

NOT UNDER DURASS Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 21st, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Panel depicts Red standing with dialogue boxes scribbled over with new text. The image quality is terrible.

“Red”: I AM RED I AM a DUMB BITCH ASSHOLE

Panel Two

Still janky and low quality. Still depicting Red.

“Red:” gGreen IS SO COOL BEST FRIED

Panel Three

The quality is getting worse.

“Red”: I OWN HIM ALL MONEY THIS IS LEGAL

Panel Four

Clearly, this is the work of someone with a history of head injuries.

“Red”: I AM ALLIVE CURRENTLU DON’T NOT SEND POLICE TO SEE GREEN

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See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then.

Unwelcome Advice Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green tries to rally Red and Blue to make a comic.

Green: Alright, gang. Time to make today’s comic.

Red: But it’s Friday. We’ve been updating on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Panel Two

Blue weighs in with a further scheduling inconsistency.

Blue: Yeah, and we updated on Monday earlier this week. What’s going on? Why is our schedule so different this week?

Panel Three

Green stands there, alarmed by the backtalk.

Panel Four

Green answers.

Green: Because fuck you, that’s why.

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Welcome to Action AI News, this time, mushroom bots. I mean, I am sure the butter certainly made it taste better.

Action AI News Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 22, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is at the news desk, covering the latest headline.

Green: Welcome to RGBots Action AI News. We’re covering the latest and dangerous developments about AI in today’s world.

Panel Two

Green leans forward for emphasis as he delivers the headline.

Green: Today, shock as Meta has introduced AI robots into various Facebook groups. One such bot was added to a group that focused on identifying wild mushrooms. Blue?

Panel Three

Blue is on the scene, covering the story, and reading from her smartphone.

Blue: Hello, Green. I am just now receiving information that the AI did advise users in the proper methods to cook the dangerous mushrooms. The fungus was described as “edible, but rare” and going great with butter.

Panel Four

Green asks a question and Blue becomes defensive.

Green )off-screen): Shocking. Tell me, Blue, what is planned to deal with this dangerous scenario?

Blue: Do what? They asked me if it was edible and I told them it was. They didn’t ask if it was toxic. People can eat poison. Users need to learn to ask better questions.

Green is gonna tell it like it is and do it in the smarmiest way possible. He’s like John Oliver but not as rigid an automaton.

John can’t help being British, though.

Also, we are on Mastodon now. The only bots Elon Musk succeeded in removing from Twitter were these three assholes.

Strawmen Beware Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Dec. 26, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at a desk.

Green: Welcome to “The Green Room.” It’s me, Green, the only robot in this comic people care about. Now, we’ve been accused of being “overly political” in the past…

Panel Two

Green raises his arms out in front of them, waving them dismissively.

Green: That somehow we’re a “little woke” and a “little preachy.”

Panel Three

Green crosses his arms and stares at the reader.

Green: Well, it’s about to get worse. The artists drew more panels of me at a desk.

Panel Four

Green holds the pose with his arms crossed, but his eyes are slightly lidded, conveying a smug expression.

Green: Plus, I can make this face. Can I host The Daily Show now?

Not at all.

A Stretch Transcript

This is the transcript for the July 8, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Red is staring off to the side, deep in contemplation.

Red: Do you think the fact we’re in a four panel comic sometimes acts as a feeble attempt to stretch a joke?

Panel Two

We see Blue and Red staring at one another in silence.

Panel Three

The robots continue to stare at one another as the camera pulls back.

Panel Four

We zoom in on Blue, who seems to be looking directly at the audience.

Blue: No. No, I do not.

*cough*

May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is smoking from what appears to be a glass bong.

Panel Two

Green leans back with exaggerated distortion, narrowing his eyes.

Panel Three

Backing out, we can see that Red and Blue are also in the room with Green.

Panel Four

Green: “Damn I’m so high I’m seeing crappy robots.”