Revolution is a team sport, and we already have the slogan.

The merch is already flying.

Rallying Cry Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 6, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue and Red are discussing the news about the death of CEO Brian Thompson.

Red: The conversation around this assassination has been very interesting. Even Green has been engaged.

Panel Two

Blue and Red turn their attention to an approaching Green.

Blue: How interesting. Oh wait, here he comes now! Hey Green…

Panel Three

Green approaches Red and Blue wearing a red t-shirt with a slogan on it.

Green: Guys I got us all matching shirts.

Panel Four

We zoom in on the slogan on the shirt as Green models it. The slogan reads”Deny, Defend, Depose.”

Green: Let’s fucking go!

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We’re a little worried given the content of our Thanksgiving comic, but we’re pretty sure we aren’t on a watchlist.

If we were, you’d also have to throw a few other million people on the list.

What’s Trending: The Revolution Will Not Be Covered by Insurance Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 5, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Red stare into the distance, taking in a moment.

Red: Things are changing. A CEO dies and nobody cares. it became a big joke. This is wild.

Panel Two

Green weighs in.

Green: Oh, no, people care. They care to know if it is the first shot of a revolution.

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Welcome to Action AI News, this time, mushroom bots. I mean, I am sure the butter certainly made it taste better.

Action AI News Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 22, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is at the news desk, covering the latest headline.

Green: Welcome to RGBots Action AI News. We’re covering the latest and dangerous developments about AI in today’s world.

Panel Two

Green leans forward for emphasis as he delivers the headline.

Green: Today, shock as Meta has introduced AI robots into various Facebook groups. One such bot was added to a group that focused on identifying wild mushrooms. Blue?

Panel Three

Blue is on the scene, covering the story, and reading from her smartphone.

Blue: Hello, Green. I am just now receiving information that the AI did advise users in the proper methods to cook the dangerous mushrooms. The fungus was described as “edible, but rare” and going great with butter.

Panel Four

Green asks a question and Blue becomes defensive.

Green )off-screen): Shocking. Tell me, Blue, what is planned to deal with this dangerous scenario?

Blue: Do what? They asked me if it was edible and I told them it was. They didn’t ask if it was toxic. People can eat poison. Users need to learn to ask better questions.

We make no excuses.

Rest in piss, Robert Durst.

Frog Comes to Helltown Transcript

This is a transcript of the second January 10, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green approaches Red with a question.

Green: Remember that guy, Robert Durst?

Red: From Limp Bizkit?

Panel Two

Green explains.

Green: No, I am not talking about Jacksonville’s finest. The old guy who murdered, like, several people, and outted himself in a documentary about his life.

Panel Three

Red remembers the situation now and thinks back on it.

Red; Oh, yeah, I remember. He sounded a bit like a frog there when he outted himself. What’s up?

Panel Four

Green stands in front of Red, his arms on his hip. Red has fallen forward on his face due to the power of the pun.

Green: He croaked.

Well, #JusticeLeague was trending over the weekend.

What’s Trending – Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, and the Boston Marathon Bomber

This is a transcript of the March 22, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Red is looking at a cellphone which Green’s arm is holding.

Red: Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, and the Boston Marathon Bomber are all trending on a Monday.

Panel Two:

Red is looking at the viewer.

Red: Did the Legion of Doom announce their new roster to take advantage of the media cycle for the week?