Smiling for others is a sign of a weak will. Smile for yourself.

What’s Trending: SMILE! Transcript

This is a transcript of the August 9, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is reviewing the latest happenings on her phone.

Blue: Let’s see what is on Nextdoor today!

Post: “Does anyone smile anymore? . Toda was my sons first day of first grade and I Noticed dirty looks everywhere I looked people hate too see you happy but I’m going to continue to spread joy no matter what.”

Panel Two

Blue glares at the audience.

Blue: Next time I see her I am going to frown even fucking harder. I will grimace in pain.

Scrotal abuse > Facebook

What’s Trending: Facebook is Down Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Oct. 4, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is checking the trends as Green holds the phone up for him.

Red: Oh no! Facebook is down! Wait… I don’t have a Facebook account anymore.

Panel Two

Red addresses the audience directly.

Red: I found I could get the same experience by smashing a brick on my scrotum and reading Nextdoor posts. It beats making Zuckerberg another dime.

Boomer internet is freaking wild, folks.

What’s Trending: Nextdoor Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 21, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Blue is browsing Nextdoor on her phone.

Blue: I like to haunt Nextdoor for my neighborhood to find stuff to make comics about. Let’s see the latest post…

Panel Two

Blue is overwhelmed by shock at the message she reads.

Nextdoor Post: “I LOST MY SONE 8YRS AGO TO DRUGS HE HAD BEEN HOMELESS AND IN 5 DIFFERENT REHABS GAVE HIM A PLAY TO STAY . MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT CONTINUED HIS BAD BEHAVIOR STOLE FROM ME UNTIL I HAD ENOUGHAND THREW HIM OUT. HE MADE HIS CHOICE AND COST HIM HIS LIFE. THESE DRUGGIES ARE ENABLED BY BLEEDING HEARTS”

Blue: Jesus Christ!