Scrotal abuse > Facebook
What’s Trending: Facebook is Down Transcript
The following is a transcript of the Oct. 4, 2021, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Red is checking the trends as Green holds the phone up for him.
Red: Oh no! Facebook is down! Wait… I don’t have a Facebook account anymore.
Panel Two
Red addresses the audience directly.
Red: I found I could get the same experience by smashing a brick on my scrotum and reading Nextdoor posts. It beats making Zuckerberg another dime.